Yo YO. So Unibrow was goin for a walk when he saw this hot sign on a Halal Food Cart at 14th St. near 3rd Ave. I wish every cart had some fob shit like this, check it:

Ok, can someone tell me what the fuck “indian spicy” means? Whatever, hook it up mohammad… hot sauce white sauce, all that goodness…
Oh, bonus pic right here y’all. Another cart down the block, except this time NYPD is busy makin a statement:

Y’all suspect terrorism up in this bitch? Yea that’s right, that white sauce ain’t no condiment, shit is some liquid C4 on the real. And word up, they got a convenient Report-a-’Slim number posted up too, 1-888-NYC-SAFE!!!
Anyway, like I said before, only thang them cart ’Slims be blowin up is that ass. You gonna eat street meat? be prepared to deal with the motherfuckin consequences y’all!
Ha word, Unibrow will be back to hit y’all up with some hot shit soon – and I ain’t talkin bout no stomach pains post Street Meat either. Holla at us on the FaceBook page
PEACE